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December 8, 2010 by kevinstilley

Woody Allen – select quotes

Can we actually know the universe? My goodness, it is hard enough finding your way around in Chinatown.

I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
~ in Without Feathers

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

I’m astounded by people who want to ‘know’ the universe when it’s hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

I’m not afraid of death. It’s just that I don’t want to be there when it happens.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

The lion and the lamb will lie down together, but the lamb won’t get much sleep.

The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God’s mind–a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you just made a down payment on a house.

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you’re getting this down.

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Woody Allen

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