Two 84 year old gentlemen were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: “I’m 84 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?”
The other man said, “I feel just like a newborn baby.”
“Really? Like a newborn baby?”
“Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.
Two 84 year old gentlemen were out walking.
First one says, “Windy, isn’t it?”
Second one says, “No, it’s Thursday!”
First one says, “So am I. Let’s go get something to drink.”
Two 84 year old gentlemen were talking and one said, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.”
“Really,” answered the other gentleman, “What kind is it?”
The first one answered, “Twelve thirty.”