Sunday School was originally established as a place for poor children to learn to read.
Two boys were walking home from Sunday School after hearing a strong preaching on the devil. One said to the other, “What do you think about all this Satan stuff?” The other boy replied, “Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out. It’s probably just your Dad.”
At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny deemed especially intent when they told him how Eve eas created out of one of Adam’s ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, “Johnny, what is the matter?” Little Johnny responded, “I have pain in my side. I think I’m going to have a wife.”
A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph
And Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem. A small
Child replied: “They couldn’t get a baby sitter.”