I have a message for you, a very sad message
My subject for this evening will be
Little Bo Peep
It says here, Little Bo Peep
Who was a little girl
Has lost her sheep
And doesn’t know where to find them
Now that’s reasonable, isn’t itIt’s, it’s reasonable to assume
If Little Bo Peep had lost her sheep
It’s only natural
That she wouldn’t know where to find them
That, that basically is reasonable
But, uh, “leave them alone
Now that overwhelms me
Completely overwhelms me
The man said she lost her sheep
Turns right around and boldly states
“She doesn’t know where to find them”
And then has the stupid audacity to say
“Leave them alone”
Now, now, now think for a moment, think
If the sheep were lost,
And you couldn’t find them
You’d have to leave them alone, wouldn’t you
So, leave them alone
Leave them alone
It’s in the bookLeave them alone and they
They being the sheep, “they will come home”
Ah yes, they’ll come home
Oh, there’ll be a brighter day tomorrow
They will come home
It’s in the bookThey will come home a-waggin’ their tails
Pray tell me what else could they wag
They will come home a-waggin’ their tales
Behind them, behind them
Did we think they’d wag them in front
Of course, they might have come home in reverse
They could have done that, I really don’t know
But, none the less
It’s in the book