How well I have learned that there is no fence to sit on between heaven and hell. There is a deep, wide gulf, a chasm, and in that chasm is no place for any man.
~ Johnny Cash

Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they’re eating sandwiches.
~ Jim Carrey

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Go to heaven for the climate, hell for the company… All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
~ Mark Twain