I’m worse than my kids about wanting to watch commercials.  If only television shows were half as creative as the commercials.

And, now it is the Christmas season which means polar bears drinking cola, Santa Claus sledding on an electric razor, and a spouse putting a giant red ribbon on a beautiful new car given as a Christmas gift.  Given that commercials are an accurate expression of reality I am very much looking forward to this Christmas.  I already have cola in the fridge, and I already have an electric razor, so that means …  I must be getting a brand new car from my spouse.  A shiny brand new Acura is going to look great in my driveway (I don’t think it will fit in my Christmas stocking).

All of the Acura models (RL, TL, TSX, MDX, RDX) come with groundbreaking technologies like Super Handling All-Wheel Drive™ (SH-AWD®), Variable Valve Timing and Lift Electronic Control (VTEC®), and Advanced Compatibility Engineering™ (ACE™) structural design. Sounds like the engineers may have been getting some help from the elves in Santa’s workshop. I’d better check under the hood to make sure that there isn’t a team of reindeer tucked inside.

I don’t know what I would do with reindeer, but they would surely be easier to deal with than a cola drinking polar bear.