A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what’s going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?

Even if you’re on the right road, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

I don’t make jokes, I just watch the government and report the facts.

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

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