Lawyer to his client: “The blood tests are back and I’ve got some good news for you and I’ve got some bad news.”
Client: “Give me the bad news first.”
Lawyer: “The bad news is that the DNA test shows that it was your blood at the crime scene. You’re going to the electric chair.”
Client: “Oh, no. What’s the good news?”
Lawyer: “Your cholesterol is down to 130.”
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Foods to help lower your cholesterol levels:
- Oatmeal, oat bran, and high fiber foods
- Fish & Omega 3 fatty acids
- Walnuts, almonds, and other nuts
- Olive oil
- Foods with added plant sterols and stanols
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Some foods that are high in cholesterol
- Egg yolk
- Caviar
- Liver
- Butter
- Shrimp
- Fast foods (especially breakfasts)
- Oil packed fish
- Cheese
- Processed meats
- Shellfish
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