What Do You Think
If you could turn into any animal at will, which one would you select? Why?
Animal Life Spans
How long might you expect your animals to live? Animals in captivity tend to live much longer than those in the wild. If your critter is very healthy, has very good genetics, and is very lucky you might hope that it lasts somewhere close to the following . . .
Giant Tortoise – 152 years
Box Turtle – 123 years
Turkey Buzzard – 118 years
Swan – 102 years
Golden Eagle – 80 years
Amazon Parrot – 80 years
Indian Elephant – 70 years
Raven – 69 years
Catfish – 60 years
Alligator – 56 years
Eel – 55 years
Condor – 52 years
Pelican – 52 years
African Elephant – 50 years
African Grey Parrot – 50 years
Horse – 50 years
Donkey – 50 years
Chimpanzee – 50 years
Ostrich – 50 years
Sturgeon – 50 years
Carp – 50 years
Herring Gull – 50 years
Buffalo – 45 years
Hippopotamus – 41 years
Rhinoceros – 40 years
Camel – 40 years
Mule – 37 years
Lion – 35 years
Blue Whale – 35 years
Pigeon – 35 years
Grizzly Bear – 34 years
Goose – 32 years
Zebra – 30 years
Seal – 30 years
Cat – 30 years
Giraffe – 28 years
Cobra – 28 years
Penguin – 26 years
Tiger – 25 years
Goldfish – 25 years
Salamander – 25 years
Deer – 20 to 25 years depending on breed
Pike – 24 years
Owl – 24 years
Heron – 24 years
Skylark – 24 years
Boa Constrictor – 23 years
Jaguar – 22 years
Canary – 22 years
Cardinal – 22 years
Cottonmouth – 21 years
Gila Monster – 20 years
Python – 20 years
Porcupine – 20 years
Javelina – 20 years
Sparrow – 20 years
Dog – 20 years
Beaver – 20 years
Mountain Lion – 18 years
Rattlesnake – 18 years
Gray Squirrel – 18 years
Cicada – 17 years
Wolf – 16 years
Porpoise – 15 years
Reindeer – 15 years
Bullfrog – 15 years
Otter – 15 years
Bighorn Sheep – 15 years
Antelope – 15 years
Turkey – 15 years
Badger – 15 years
Starling – 15 years
Bat – 15 years
King Snake – 14 years
Fox – 14 years
Crocodile – 13 years
Raccoon – 13 years
Skunk – 12 years
Dove – 12 years
Robin – 12 years
Perch – 11 years
Goat – 10 years
Rabbit – 10 years
Quail – 10 years
Flounder – 10 years
Fox Squirrel – 10 years
Opossum – 8 years
Humming Bird – 8 years
Chicken – 7 years
Water Snake – 7 years
Chickadee – 7 years
Seahorse – 6 years
Crappie – 6 years
Garter Snake – 6 years
Lizard – 6 years
Guinea Pig – 5 years
Mouse – 4 years
Trout – 4 years
Blue Jay – 4 years
Chameleon – 3 years
Mole – 3 years
Shrew – 2 years
Doggy Doo-Do And Other Nasty Stuff
I have a friend who when frustrated likes to say, “Oh, doggy doo-doo!” (It makes me think of ol’ Grady Nutty who adopted the vernacular of Tarzan and would say “Um ga wa!”)
However, if you have ever owned dogs, you know that it isn’t doggy doo-doo that is the nastiest thing to clean up, it is doggy pee-pee. If you have this problem you might want to check out Quality Dog Resources to get their suggestions on the best dog urine removers.