I don’t need to be born again. I got it right the first time.
~ Dennis Miller
I am a son of a Methodist minister, my wife is the daughter of a Presbyterian minister, and I don’t know if I’ve been born again, but I know I was born into a Christian family, and I believe I’ve sung at more weddings and more funerals than anybody ever to seek the Presidency.
~ Walter Mondale
I’ve got a job, a hot rod, and a racing bike…. I’ve got all the drugs, booze, and friends I want. What more could a man need? Besides, I don’t need to be born again…. I’m Catholic!
~ Jim Giles