Kevin Stilley Wins Nobel Peace Prize!

I was so disappointed to learn today that yet another Nobel Peace Prize has been given and again I was not the recipient. Obviously the Prize Committee is overlooking the difficult task I have of negotiating the peace amongst my five children. Who did they give it to? Barack Obama? How could they do that, he only has two kids! I watched the news conference in which Obama indicated he would accept the prize and even he appeared to be embarrassed about having received it without any record of accomplishment.

Given that prizes are being passed out in the absence of actual achievement, I decided to check my Twitter rankings — maybe they had decided to move me to the top of their Top 100 list. Nope. I’m still down at 203,306.

What a disappointing day this has been.

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