ALONE, in bad company.
BIGOT, one obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion you do not entertain.
BRUTE, see husband.
EGOTIST, a person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.
HANDKERCHIEF, a small square of silk or linen used at funerals to
conceal a lack of tears.
LOVE, a temporary insanity curable by marriage.
MARRIAGE, a master, a minstress and two slaves, making in all,
MEEKNESS, uncommon patience in planning a revenge that is worthwhile.
OPPOSITION, in politics the party that prevents the government from
running amuck by hamstringing it.
OPTIMIST, a proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
POLITENESS, acceptable hyprocrisy.
POSITIVE, mistaken at the top of one’s voice.
SAINT, a dead sinner revised and edited.
TRICHINOSIS, the pig’s reply to pork chops.
VIRTUES, certain abstentions.