If you happen to be talking with God any time soon, I wouldn’t mind if you mentioned my name to Him.
by Arthur Guiterman
Of mastodons, are billiard balls.
The sword of Charlemagne the Just,
Is ferric oxide, known as rust.
The grizzly bear whose potent hug
Was feared by all, is now a rug.
Great Caesar’s dead and on the shelf,
And I don’t feel so well myself!